Toronto Lands a Spot On World Monopoly

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Toronto’s inferiority complex gets a boost

It’s either a good thing or a bad thing from the perspective of a city wanting to be world class, but Toronto has made it, albeit symbolically. Hasbro Inc. has announced that Toronto is to appear on the new World Monopoly gameboard.

Landing a spot will sooth Toronto’s inferiority complex, but it will also be aggravated by the fact that not only are we stuck between Kiev and Istanbul, Hogtown is also a property of lesser value behind Vancouver and Montreal. Toronto needs a better PR department :)


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